Forgive me Father for I have truly sinned. I couldn't stop myself it was just soooo good. When I finally stopped to take a breath I realized I had eaten every bite of the 10 McDonald's chicken nuggets, large fry, and drank all the large sweet tea!!!!! Oh, Father please forgive me, and please do not feel that the proper punishment would be to add 5 pounds to my ever expanding bottom. Please!?!?! Amen.
I do not know what got into me. First, I went to Jack's first birthday celebration where I ate a delicious cupcake that his dad, Jonathan, made and I sneezed up half of Jake's, don't ask, it was not pretty. After the playdate, I picked Baylie up from her friend's house. Since it was past my lunch time I thought I would run through McDonald's. I am trying to save money, so I thought the smart thing to do was to buy a 20 piece mcnugget and large fry for all of us to share, instead of 3 separate meals. I figured the nuggets we did not eat would be a snack or lunch for tomorrow. When I got the bag of food I was highly flattered when the drive thru attendant said I looked nice today, then I thought wait, does he recognize me because I am here quite a bit and he sees what I look like the other days? I am going to choose to believe he did not recognize me and just thought that I looked highly fashionable today. I was wearing Baylie's necklace and earrings she got me. When I looked in the bag we were rewarded with a large and a medium fry, score! I divided the nuggets between the kids and had the rest in front of me at the table. I should have known at the first bite of nugget dipped in sweet and sour sauce I was in TROUBLE!! Honestly, y'all it had to be the baby, he wanted all that food, right? The sad thing is I think I scarfed it all down in a matter of minutes. I am just so glad that I ate at home so no one else could see what I pig I am! The sad thing is that I had all that for lunch and my snack this afternoon was summer sausage with crackers! Lord, forgive me!! With these cravings I am definitely having a boy!
Just wanted to leave you with this picture of our cat. Poor Percy had to get a haircut and this is the finished product. He has been hiding in our room ever since. It is quite humorous!
3 comments:
Stacie-you crack me up! I had the "chicken nugget obsession" for about 2 weeks at the beginning of my pregnancy but then all of the sudden, without warning they repulsed me, weird huh? I hope you are feeling well! Miss you
Stacie! Hilarious! OMG! I loved your post and laughed so hard I cried! It happens so fast! Don't be so hard on yourself! It's for sure the baby's fault. :-) Can't wait to see you next weekend!
sure am sad I missed that sneezing up the cupcake action. I must have been watching my steroid driven child wig out! I'm sure it was a sight to see....the cupcake sneeze that is!
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